Paroles 99 problems Ice-T

99 problems

[ice-t]
Yeah, last year a lot of motherfuckers ask me
Why did you no ? ? ? some shit
But this year I went to miami and got my nigger
From 2 live brother marquis in the house

[brother marquis] yeah I am the motherfuckin nigger
[ice-t]
Yeah, we are goin to answer the questions about girl problems
Always nigger has his girl problem, marq
[brother marquis] ah, tellem man, tellem
[ice-t] lemme tell you what time is it...

[ice-t]
I got a whore from the east
Got a whore from the west
Got a whore that likes to jack it off
And rubb it in her chest
I got a whore from the north
A whore from the south
A whore that likes to suck at long and hold it in her mouth
I got a bitch with hair
A bitch with none
A bitch with a knife
A bitch with a gun
A bitch with an ass bigger than the t.v. set
And there is a bitch over there
Hey the one I am gonna get
But yo, maybe not, she might not like me though
No sweat to event
I sell my sister though, word.
I sell the whole damn herd
I fuck em all and leave em on the culrve
I got a bitch with a mic
Who like perfector link
Who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink
Got a bitch with tits
A bitch with ass
A bitch with none
But hey I give her the best

But I love em all I love em crazily
And they love me back thats why they stay with me
So if you have a girl problem
Ill be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a bitch aint one
Hit it

No a bitch aint one

[ice-t]
I got a bitch thats old
A bitch who is new
A bitch who likes velvet in the colors blue
I got a bitch who is fat
A bitch who is built
A bitch that all her titties give up her milk
I got a bitch who is funny
A bitch who aint
A bitch who can sing
A bitch who cant
A bitch who love fuckin on the airplane
I even got a bitch off soul train (not for sure)
I got a bitch who is over ragged up pins
Long ends
I got a bitch who is broke as a bomb
But she is the most fun
I got a bitch who play piano
A bitch who dont
A bitch who dances naked
A bitch who wont
A bitch whos short
A bitch whos tall
A bitch who burns my pager with priority calls

And I love em all I love em crazily
And they love me back thats why they stay with me
So if you have a girl problem
Ill be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a bitch aint one
Hit me

[ice-t]
Yo marquis you from miami man,
Why wont you show those motherfuckers all the over the world
That 2 live style of how a bitch is threated
Motherfucker a nigger like you

[brother marquis]
I got 99 problems a bitch aint one
I am going not to threat any whores
Cause I dont need none of em
Push them to temptation
Ditch to persuasion
All the whores suck cock
Nigger how you play em
Thats why I dont sleep with em
I just freak on em
Gig the dick in their mouth
Take it out
And I sky on them
That nigger that white nighter
The bitch exciter
I only love my whores when I go up inside em
Problem number one is gettin money
I rather take the green than sit the honey
So dont expect none
Cause I aint offering
And I go hunting my bitch cause I aint softening
Cause I never never softening
Pulling demands on em
Fuckin em and scream on them
The wham bamb thank you mam
The game is ran on em
So fuck how you feel
You are fuckin cheap thrill
I hope you took the pill I wont pay the bill
Getting pussy is just another expense
Your pussy pays the bills
The dick pays the rent
I only need a hope from one thing and thats to come
Ive got 99 problems and a bitch aint one

[ice-t]
Ha!
You marquis my motherfuckin you got problems man ?
A bitch aint one
Ah shit
Let me tell you how to do that shit

[ice-t & (marquis)]
(I got a bitch that loves to gink)
Shell fuck you
After she fucks me
(I got a bitch who loves both)
I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes
I got a bitch thats fast
A bitch thats slow
(a bitch that is a virgin
And a bitch that is a hoe)
A bitch that lies
(a bitch that trues)
A bitch who is a man
Because they are bitches too
I got a bitch that is cool
(a bitch that is hut)
A bitch who loves rap
A bitch who loves rock
A bitch who is lost
And one who know what is that
She gets right in front of me
And posses like a cat

[brother marquis]
I got a bitch that runs
I got a bitch that walks
I got a bitch that yells
I got a bitch who talk

[ice-t]
I got a bitch that is dirty
Got a bitch that is neat
I got a super farm bitch that I am not gonna swap me

And I love em all I love em crazily
And they love me back thats why they stay with me
So if you have a girl problem
Ill be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a bitch aint one
Hit me

[ice-t]
No a bitch aint one
[marquis]
Ah, you know a bitch aint one

Outro:
[ice-t]
You know what I am saying
I got problems my motherfuckin rent marquis
But a bitch aint one

[brother marquis]
Maybe got yourself nothing man
Fucking
Ragging
Spanking
Assholes nigger

[ice-t]
A bitch aint one
I got a problems stay out here on the streets
With the police tryin to take them out
You know
But a bitch aint one
Got problems motherfuckers
Buying my records
But a bitch aint one
[brother marquis]
Fuck em all
Fuck em motherfucker
[ice-t]
You know what I am saying
A bitch aint one
Got problems man
[brother marquis]
All of motherfuckers kiss my motherfuckin ass