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Bacon 2: electric boogaloo

Now you can say a lot about a guy like me
I'm a spazzy fanboy watching too much TV
Collecting action figures, comic books and such
And I like Wonder Woman just a little too much
But there is one thing you would be very mistaken
To question my devotion it will never be shaken
If you do you'll see my wrath and then you'll be quakin'
To put it plain and simply, I
Love... Kevin....
Bacon

I put Bacon on my wish list when I order DVDs
I saw Bacon sing with Big Bird when I learned my ABCs
I saw Bacon fight a creature that came right up through the ground
But in the many sequels he was nowhere to be found
I watch Bacon all alone, I watch Bacon in a group
I watch Bacon on my i
Pod while I'm trying to make a poop
I'll watch Bacon play a psycho or a woman or a frog
Then I'll write a new review and you can read it in my blog
Bacon is so awesome and so handsome and so slick
Bacon could play every-damn-body in the flick
Bacon is so great he had so many huge hits
Bacon is the man that I want raising all my kids
(two thumbs up)

If you say I like him too much well I say the Hell with that
As I'm feeding Kevin Bacon, yes that's what I named my cat
I just saw him again with a couple hot chicks
And the movie came to me thanks to good ol' NetFlix
So call me a freak, an obsessive little geek
And I'll pull out my naked photo and won't let you take a peek
He does movies and the theater and even writes some songs
And I learned them all so on his tour I could sing along
I watch Bacon in the morning, I watch Bacon in the night
I have pictures in my bath tub so he's never out of sight
I can make a personal connection now with ease
I can link myself to Bacon when I'm playing 6 Degrees
I recorded a bit about J-Lo for a Raymond and Scum song
Raymond and Scum's lead singer is Jeff Smith.
Jeff Smith directed Stupid Teenagers Must Die with Lindsay Gareth
Lindsay Gareth was in The Comebacks with Jim Cody Williams
Jim Cody Williams was in Rails and Ties with Kevin Bacon!

(two thumbs up)

Could it be a big conspiracy he takes so many rolls
Bacon played a flatliner who woke up angry souls
Bacon shows up more often than orange traffic cones
Maybe there's a guy who's making lots of Bacon clones
Bacon was an astronaut who went up in Apollo
Bacon played a man who turned out to be hollow
Bacon' always gracious every time he meets a fan
Thankfully he didn't play Becky on Roseanne
Bacon never takes a roll just to make a buck
Bacon didn't star in Transformers 'cause it sucked
In some of his releases, he's been blown to pieces
But wasn't down with any of the Star Wars re-releases
Bacon told Titanic not to make a stupid film
Bacon's normal so he has no use for Dr. Phil
Bacon always plays each role with such a great aplomb
Bacon was a victim who got killed by Jason's mom
Bacon proved to Nicholson he could handle the truth
Bacon's only flaw is that he's never done a spoof
The song stopped, what the hey?!
There was a writer's strike, so I got nothing to say
Bacon is the master he's what life is all about
Bacon is the only reason that I leave my house
Bacon is the leader of the only bacon church
Bacon will be found by anyone willing to search
Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon show me more
Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon encore!
So you wanna see that new movie that starts at 8:04?
As if I have the time to watch movies anymore!!