Paroles Fuck u man. Kool G. Rap & Dj Polo

Fuck u man.

[chorus from talk like sex begins] (can ya dig it honey...? )

Since I made the record talk like sex,
Bitches are comin up with their friends for a nigga to hit the skins.
Hopin the kool g rap was just makin rhymes,
But Im leavin bitches vaginas with more stitches than frankenstein.
Some even had the nerve to try to give me head,
And swallow the whole jimmy to make a nigga fed.
But come on you bitches, dont make me laugh;
You couldnt deep throat g rap if you was a motherfuckin giraffe.
Dag, some even fled when they saw the head,
Cuz gs dick would make you seasick fuckin me in a waterbed.
Dont try to paly me like no sucker,
Cuz these bitchesll be callin up dial-a-mattress like a motherfucker.
You heard the song before; you dont wanna see me,
Ill fuck you on the a-train while I write graffiti.
Ill even fuck you in a taxi cab,
And after sex with a nigga youll be buyin a box of maxi-pads.
Soon as you open your legs,
No need for no birth control, bitch, cuz my dick is touchin the eggs.
Kool g rap, the pussy slammer;
Hell, Id be talkin fucked up grammar if you was bad mamma jamma.
I aint small, Ill have you cummin like waterfalls,
And then turn them sugar walls into carnegie hall.
Leavin my mark on bitches like zorro,
Plus fuckin bitches so def like there wont be no pussy left tomorrow.
Hittin hoes like it aint funny,
I think about bowls of cheerios because I want my nuts and honey.
Talkin to all the women that look fine,
Pretendin my prick was moby dick and have a whale of a time.
Now Im not a deep-sea diver,
But I love it when my dicks covered and smothered with saliva.
Shit, might even straighten out your dentures,
Because its not just a blow job, honey, its an adventure.
But 69, and I aint with that:
Ill go to a chinese restaurant, bitch, if I wanna eat cats.
Because you gotta be brave to eat the tuna, g.
So when it comes to pussy-lickin, Im the chicken of the sea.
I should be on the sex channel;
Not a chump cuz Im givin punk-bitches better humps than camels.
If youre a virgin, Ill make it fit,
Because my dickll pop the cherry and spit out the fuckin pit.
And if youre concerned, my sperm dont burn,
And if it did, Id give that nappy-headed ass a fuckin perm.
Shucks, I instruct a fuckin lesson.
You think its painless? I hit the anus and fuck up your large intestines.
Leavin you bitches stingin from the bangin;
My man jimmy got a hole in his head, but yo, that niggas still hangin.
Bitch, youd rather hump a fuckin whole army,
Cuz even the witness protection program couldnt hide this mans salami.
You fuck around and catch a seizure,
Before I fuck a hoe I gots ta put the hooker under anesthesia.
Lettin saliva dribble on your nipple,
Orgasms double and triple sit ripple and turn your ass into a gripple.
Then I see you searchin for the swellin,
Cuz im-a leave a hole so big your gynecologist might fall the hell in.
Got damn! I hit the ham right;
Honeybuns, you can ask my three sons, I got the dick right out the van dyke.
Im fuckin naked girls with fly rhymes,
But dont push me, because that pussy will be runnin for its nine lives.
I know you hookers cant refuse this,
But dont pick me to give no hickeys cuz Im givin bitches bruises.
Yeah, Ill tear that pussy hole apart,
For fuckin with g rap after dark, youd rather jog in central park.
So if you want kids before I fuck ya,
Look at the size of my dick, and youll let out the motherfuckers.
Shit, bitches get open like a can;
Just leave it up to g rap, cuz Im the neighborhood fuck u man...